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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 1:11:01 GMT
Granted, Next week GQ magazine publishes an article entitled "Hairy Buttocks, The next "6-pack" for hot young 20-something cheerleaders?"
I wish dinner was ready already.
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 15, 2007 12:40:50 GMT
Granted, but it was cooked by trollocs and may include some of your best friends!
I wish my car was clean! (I just washed it last week but you already can't tell!)
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 15:02:17 GMT
Granted, but you park your car underneath the power lines during a Starling migration.
I wish I had more money
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 15:04:03 GMT
granted, but you find that your bills have also increased to a level that you in fact have less spending money than you did before
i wish i lived in a yellow submarine
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 15:14:52 GMT
Granted but then it suffers a nuclear explosion
I wish I could Travel where i like without it costing huge sums of cash
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 15:18:49 GMT
Granted, the cost of a trip is your body aging a year instantaneously instead
I wish I had an alienware computer
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 15:20:11 GMT
Granted, you are now some wealthy globe-trotters favorite piece of luggage.
I wish it wasn't foggy today.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 15:26:59 GMT
Granted, due to a fluke cosmic event the earth is closer to the sun, the atmosphere burned off and there is no fog... there is also no life on earth
I wish virus scans would run faster
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 17:40:53 GMT
Granted but now they miss half the viruses
I wish i could type a whole sentence without having to correct 16 errors everytime
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 17:42:42 GMT
Granted, but you can no longer type sentences longer than 10 letters
I wish I had spider-man's powers
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 17:51:44 GMT
Granted but it comes with a suit 3 sizes too small
I wish I had something interesting to do on my week off next week
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 18:07:14 GMT
Granted, your idea of something interesting now includes watching soap operas all day
I wish I could lasso the moon
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 18:49:49 GMT
Granted, but you tug too hard and pull it out of orbit, causing global flooding and the end of the world as we know it.
I wish that tomorow was today.
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 18:59:26 GMT
Granted but tomorrow is now yesterday and you don't have time to enjoy today I wish I had a webcam that works
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 15, 2007 19:03:13 GMT
Granted, but you will see thing that will mentally scar you for the rest of your life
I wish I had a space hopper!
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