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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 10, 2007 22:19:40 GMT
granted - you just exhausted the world's supply of beer
I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn today.
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Post by Sir Horus the Silver Tounged on Oct 11, 2007 19:47:28 GMT
granted- but you will have to mow the lawns every day for the rest of your life.
I wish I could be shapeshifter.
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 11, 2007 20:16:19 GMT
Granted, but you find out after your first shift you can only shapeshift once.
I wish I could move things with my mind.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 11, 2007 20:24:54 GMT
Granted, but you now find you can no longer move things with your body
I wish I had a working lightsaber
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 11, 2007 20:36:59 GMT
oooo, good one toos! #laughing-smiley-014#
Granted - Being unfamiliar with the weightless blade of a lightsaber, you proceed to remove all your limbs. I mean ALL of them.
I wish I had a few extra brews.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 11, 2007 20:44:37 GMT
Granted, but you forgot to wish for glasses for those brews which are now spilled on the floor and an angry red arm is on his way over to spotfine you
I wish it was basketball season already
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 11, 2007 23:10:20 GMT
Granted, wow that wish dosn't need to be corrupted at all!
I wish MoL was out already.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 12, 2007 13:05:27 GMT
Granted, but the book ends at the start of the last battle
I wish friday was over so it would be the weekend
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 12, 2007 14:02:14 GMT
Granted, but every week from now on will go straight from Friday to monday
I wish I hadn't just eaten my last Donut
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Post by steel axe on Oct 12, 2007 14:10:12 GMT
Granted, I ate it for you
I wish I had a donut
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 13, 2007 10:01:54 GMT
Granted, but it is soo full of sweet tasting goodness all your teeth drop out!
I wish I was a Punk Rocker with flowers in my hair
**I may or may not have just been singing a crappy song there!
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 13, 2007 15:05:48 GMT
Heh! Granted - you wear your flower to a punk concert and are caught in a mosh and beaten to death.
I wish I was content enough with my life I didn't have to make any wishes.
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 13, 2007 19:23:23 GMT
Granted, but the life you are content with involves being flogged daily with stinging nettles and being force-fed manure with chopsticks while sitting in a bath-tub full of horse pee!
I wish I had an Evil Monkey!
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 13, 2007 19:44:50 GMT
Anyone ever tell you that you're pure evil?
Granted, you find yourself living in an animated cartoon with a doofus dad, a talking alcoholic dog, and a megalomaniacal baby brother who wants to take over the world.
I wish I knew what to wish for!
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 14, 2007 0:03:59 GMT
**I know I'm pure evil ;DGranted, but you spend the rest of your life knowing that you will never achieve that wish! I wish my butt wasn't so hairy!! *Can I just say that my butt really isn't that hairy... I just said that for the purpose of this post!!... Honest.
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