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Post by Froix on Oct 8, 2007 22:36:45 GMT
Granted. Your old school bully is also back taking your lunch money and having you do his homework.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 8, 2007 23:21:25 GMT
Granted, but your arms are now wings and you can never pick your nose again!
I wish I had a bowl of curried noodles!
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 9, 2007 18:15:17 GMT
Granted, but someone mixed some ExLax in them and they are going to start things to moving, iykwim!
I wish I could get more sleep.
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Post by JR-Threadkiller on Oct 9, 2007 19:13:00 GMT
Granted, but you never wake up.
I wish I had more time.
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 9, 2007 19:19:31 GMT
Granted (it's thyme, get it???) I wish I didn't have to cook supper!
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 9, 2007 20:48:27 GMT
Granted, but you will have to cook every meal for the rest of your life
I wish I had a real Transformer... A robot in disguise!!
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 9, 2007 21:29:40 GMT
Granted, but then everybody realizes what a huge nerd you are and refuses to socialize with you again. (I approve of the wish by the way!)
I wish I had a faster computer.
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 9, 2007 22:25:46 GMT
Granted, but it is too fast for you and you cannot catch it!
I wish I had a Gerbil!
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Post by JR-Threadkiller on Oct 9, 2007 23:15:51 GMT
Granted, But it gets out and chews through the power cord to your computer. I wish I was Smarter.
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 10, 2007 0:07:39 GMT
Granted, your brain grows to an obscene size but your neck cannot support it's weight and breaks.
I wish for peace on earth and goodwill towards all mankind. (sorry, Miss America moment...)
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Post by JR-Threadkiller on Oct 10, 2007 1:43:55 GMT
Granted, but mankind forgets everything it knows about warfare and is crushed by an invading force (IE. Little green Martians)
I wish I spoke good French.
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 10, 2007 12:42:10 GMT
Granted, but you now eat horse, frogs legs and snails and smell of garlic!
I wish I wasn't at work!
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 10, 2007 14:50:01 GMT
Granted: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!
I wish I had an unending supply of Diet Coke.
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 10, 2007 15:22:28 GMT
Granted, tomorow it is announced to the world that aspartame really does cause cancer.
I wish it wasn't so darn windy today!
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 10, 2007 22:05:01 GMT
Granted, But it keeps getting windier every day thereafter!
I wish I had a beer right now!
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