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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 19:12:42 GMT
Granted, you are now the proud owner of a 30 ft. long giant grasshopper from outer space which proceeds to eat your entire family, all your friends, and you pet poodle.
I wish I could visit the moon.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 19:17:32 GMT
Granted, but the souvenir shop is closed
I wish I had x-ray glasses
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 19:22:56 GMT
Granted, the first person you see is Roseanne Barr and the view burns your eyeballs from their sockets.
I wish I had super strength.
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 19:23:33 GMT
Granted but you can't bend any more
I wish i had a four poster bed
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 19:28:17 GMT
Granted, want to wish for a mattress next?
I wish I had wings
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 19:28:43 GMT
Granted, but It's too tall to fit inside your house.
I wish I was in better shape.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 19:30:17 GMT
Granted, round is a superior shape structurally to all others...
I wish clouds were made of cotton candy
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 19:41:29 GMT
Granted when it rains everything gets sticky and grinds to a halt causing billions of pounds/dollars etc damage
I wish i had a house of my own
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Post by steel axe on Oct 15, 2007 19:46:43 GMT
Granted, but wait there's more, your house comes with a matching pink barbie car
I wish I had an evil twin that could take over the world for me
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 21:38:34 GMT
eew eeew eeew! Granted, but he kills you and ruins the world I wish I could look as sexy as my sig
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 15, 2007 21:51:24 GMT
Granted, but just before it was granted I changed it to this I wish it would snow on Christmas day
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Post by Kara J on Oct 15, 2007 22:08:37 GMT
Granted, It snows a single flake I wish i had the ability to walk through walls
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Post by Rob Anybody MacDemon on Oct 15, 2007 22:26:35 GMT
Granted, while you can walk through walls, your clothes cannot, so you emerge on the other side naked! * Which is why I was standing there ;D*
I wish I could walk on water
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 15, 2007 23:03:58 GMT
Granted, but you now sink into solid land.
I wish I didn't have so many bills to pay.
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Post by Alishandra on Oct 16, 2007 8:40:01 GMT
Granted, you now only have one bill, but it is equal to 10 times the amount of what your normal ones would be.
I wish I could sing as well as Tarja Turunen(sp) former female vocalist for nightwish, who has recent;y started making her own music.
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