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Post by Kara J on Oct 16, 2007 11:19:52 GMT
Granted but no-one else can hear you
I wish that my house would tidy itself
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Post by steel axe on Oct 16, 2007 15:21:12 GMT
Granted, but it no longer allows people, with their inherent germs and dirt, inside
I wish I could leap skyscrapers with a single bound
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Post by Kara J on Oct 16, 2007 16:03:03 GMT
Granted but only very small ones
I wish that i was offered lots of high paid jobs for practically no work
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 16, 2007 16:08:06 GMT
Granted, you are now a really bad prostitute!
I wish my company could get the grant for a our new building.
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Post by Kara J on Oct 16, 2007 16:23:48 GMT
Rofl! *EXALTS* Granted, only the building is infested with woodworm and costs millions to repair I wish i didn't have to go out now
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Post by steel axe on Oct 16, 2007 16:25:49 GMT
Granted, you dropped down dead, providing an excellent excuse for staying in
I wish my laundry would get done
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 16, 2007 16:53:44 GMT
Granted, but you acccidently leave a razor blade in you pants pocket (it could happen) and every item of clothing you own is now shredded!
I wish I had something better than leftovers for lunch!
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Post by steel axe on Oct 16, 2007 17:24:25 GMT
Granted, unfortunately work gets super busy and you dont have time to eat
I wish this computer had firefox on it
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 16, 2007 17:27:49 GMT
Granted, you now have a flaming fox perched forever on your computer which burns and bites your hand everytime you try to use it! (It's a free download by the way and works a heckuva lot better than IE go to mozilla.com if you haven't already)
I wish I didn't have to pawn one of my guitars to pay my bills
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Post by steel axe on Oct 16, 2007 17:43:51 GMT
Granted, you have to pawn two guitars instead (i know, i'm on an admin locked computer that prevents installing stuff... stupid library computers)
I wish I had an x-box 360
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Post by kingkastschei on Oct 16, 2007 17:54:27 GMT
Granted, but it is infected with the red ring 'o death right out of the box and you spent your last penny on it.
I wish I was playing in a rock band.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 16, 2007 18:00:12 GMT
Granted, but the band literally plays rocks, it turns out nobody likes music played entirely of rocks and the band disolves from lack of funds
I wish I had a bathroom big enough to play baseball in
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Post by stefaniasedai on Oct 16, 2007 18:34:33 GMT
Granted, but now your teammates keep using all the toilet paper!
I wish I could go on a shopping spree to my favorite stores!
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Post by Cumadrin on Oct 16, 2007 18:52:59 GMT
Granted, but you can only keep what you can hold in one arm.
I wish I had come back sooner.
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Post by steel axe on Oct 16, 2007 19:37:37 GMT
Granted, but the fact that you were here earlier makes it so you no longer wish to be here earlier at this point in time, this creates a paradox that destroys the universe
I wish every day of the week ended with a z instead of a y
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