Nyn's SpotfineFrom Sam to Nyn was a spotfine issued,
For “sneaking” the bands most sacred of brew,
Along with a flask, the MG never knew,
To steal with Jak o’ the Shadow
To Corki and his famous brew,
Must Nyn pay homage tried and true,
A three verse prose she praises to you,
To be thankful with Jak o’ the Shadow
Snin's SpotfineFrom Jea to Snin was a spotfine bestowed,
For being about a drink on the floor,
What was it he spilled there was only a blank,
To confuse Jak o’ the Shadow
Will Snin accept this questionable flaw,
The RA’s corruptness has gone too far,
To cleanse the court I feel is my duty,
To challenge with Jak o’ the Shadow
Amavia's SpotfineTo Amavia a spotfine was incurred,
For naming the four evil demons,
Whose names I will not utter here,
To blaspheme with Jak o’ the Shadow
For your antics and careless words,
Which have brought mental anguish to all,
You are to write prose to gain back honor,
To atone with Jak o’ the Shadow
The Great Jello BattlePerhaps the best spotfine of all,
Goes to Amavia and XO Brid,
For their dubious acts in a tub full of Jello,
To assault with Jak o’ the Shadow
Perhaps even better is the punishment bestowed,
“The Great Jello Battle” Ill have you all know,
It’s as they say, “There’s always room for Jello”,
To wiggle with Jak o’ the Shadow