Post by Sir Uasal Arach on May 12, 2008 20:55:36 GMT
Ok Banders. The Cavalry is having an Order competition. We need you, the Band, to vote on the best JotS. The rules are simple....choose the one you like best. Without further ado....Here are your choices, in no particualr order (no pun intended).
The Theme: Corki The Tyrant
JotS 1
The Tyrant and His Secret Stash
The Tyrant Corki yessiree
Sat with Northie on his knee
Let's have some M-G Brew says he
Then dance with Jak o' th' Shadows.
We'll keep this nectar to ourself
And drink to all the Bander's health
Then set it back on the secret shelf
While we dance with Jak o' th' Shadows
If they cry out for my Special Stash
Will give em some imitation trash
Then laugh as to latrines they dash
As they dance with Jak o' th' Shadows
The small folk they'll sure raise some cain
Then whine and cry their sad refrain
But I'll just raise my cup again
They can dance with Jak o' th' Shadows.
JotS 2
Twas the night before beltine and all through the band
All the soldiers were playing on beaches of sand
Hoping and praying they would soon get to meet Rand
And get to dance with Jak O'the Shadows
All of a sudden the RedArms raised the alarm
A stash of holiday brew was in danger of harm
All the cavalry turned out, Art, Temp, and Sarm
The villian would dance with Jak O'the Shadows
Across the yard, banners waving, we flew,
And who did we find outside eyeing the brew?
None other than Corki, our MG, drinking a few
As he madly danced with Jak O'the Shadows
"What is happening!" we cried with our eyes all aflame
"Why nothing," he said, "This is part of my game."
"Leave me to drinking, or I'll mod you to shame."
He sent us to dance with Jak O'the Shadows
JotS 3
Corki, Corki, he is our man
If he can't do it no one can
His evil shadow spawn minions chant
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
Upon a throne of jewels and gold
Sits a tyrant who's blood runs cold
Greed has hardened his heart, his soul sold
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
His power over the land spreads
Twisting the mind as living dead
Cares only the crown stays on his head
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
Name him and you Name the Dark One
His MG-Brew none can get one
His day has come and he'll be undone
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
The Theme: Corki The Tyrant
JotS 1
The Tyrant and His Secret Stash
The Tyrant Corki yessiree
Sat with Northie on his knee
Let's have some M-G Brew says he
Then dance with Jak o' th' Shadows.
We'll keep this nectar to ourself
And drink to all the Bander's health
Then set it back on the secret shelf
While we dance with Jak o' th' Shadows
If they cry out for my Special Stash
Will give em some imitation trash
Then laugh as to latrines they dash
As they dance with Jak o' th' Shadows
The small folk they'll sure raise some cain
Then whine and cry their sad refrain
But I'll just raise my cup again
They can dance with Jak o' th' Shadows.
JotS 2
Twas the night before beltine and all through the band
All the soldiers were playing on beaches of sand
Hoping and praying they would soon get to meet Rand
And get to dance with Jak O'the Shadows
All of a sudden the RedArms raised the alarm
A stash of holiday brew was in danger of harm
All the cavalry turned out, Art, Temp, and Sarm
The villian would dance with Jak O'the Shadows
Across the yard, banners waving, we flew,
And who did we find outside eyeing the brew?
None other than Corki, our MG, drinking a few
As he madly danced with Jak O'the Shadows
"What is happening!" we cried with our eyes all aflame
"Why nothing," he said, "This is part of my game."
"Leave me to drinking, or I'll mod you to shame."
He sent us to dance with Jak O'the Shadows
JotS 3
Corki, Corki, he is our man
If he can't do it no one can
His evil shadow spawn minions chant
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
Upon a throne of jewels and gold
Sits a tyrant who's blood runs cold
Greed has hardened his heart, his soul sold
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
His power over the land spreads
Twisting the mind as living dead
Cares only the crown stays on his head
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows
Name him and you Name the Dark One
His MG-Brew none can get one
His day has come and he'll be undone
Dancing with Jack O'the Shadows