Welcome back, Dragonmount......and welcome to our GRAND FINALE!! Only two Reggiments remain....and only one will become the one that Myndrunner Idols!!!
Corki: Last night, Myndrunner said goodbye to the Archers in a very dramatic, tearful ceremony. We're not going to recap that but Myndrunner will truly miss the Archers and he has made some friends for life. Be sure to check out the Patchwork Bar & Grill over in the Archie's Range for some fine dining, some great exotic drinks, and a murder mystery still going on! Thank you to our sponsor.
Corki: Hello everyone, I am the AMAZING Corki Seacrest! Folks, what a show we have in store. We have committed to you all that the FINAL RESULTS will be posted
before the weekend, so we can get underway with all the festivities! First, let's say hello to our Panel of Red Arms.....Lord Riva!!!
(crowd cheers as Riva waves his mug in the air and shouts ARRGH!)
The lovely Miss Katoria!!!
(crowd cheers and Katoria waves and drinks her Bandy)
and SIR STEELY COWELL!!!
(crowd cheers as Steely waives their collective hand to everyone)
Folks, let's get right to it.....let's bring out the Captains of the two remaining Reggies..........Here they are.....Mistress Kara_J of the Red Hand Infantry and Lord Uasual of the Red Hand Calvary!!!
(the theme music is drowned out by the roaring fans, as Kara and Uasual march onto the stage.)
Corki: Hello gang, how are we doing tonight?
Kara: Wow....a little nervous actually. I am still confident that he will choose us over the horse lovers....but then again, he could go either way.
Corki: So, you are saying that Mynd goes both ways, huh? Wow, a shocking rumor started right here by Kara_J.
Kara: No! I didn't say that, I meant....
Corki: So, Mister U, how are things? Business as Uasual??? heh heh, I'm so awesome!
Uasual: Why Corki! You made a funny about my name because it looks like the word usual.....wow, I never heard that before....let me slap my knee armor.....
Corki: Well, that joke is funny because I'm soooooo freeeekin AWESOME!!!! So lets get to the results........but first, we have a special treat......Myndrunner and his Brother Gleeman, Dragon21.....yes, I'm talkinabout the GLORIOUS GLEEMAN BROTHERS!!
(blues music begins to play.....and the crowd begins to go wild because they know what this mean)
Corki: (grooving as best he can) Ladies and gentlemen, we're in for a special treat tonight, you don't wanna be anywhere else in the world right now, because they are back!! and LIVE FOR YOU!!! All the way from Tarabon to the Stone of Tear, from the Threefold to the Seachan Stronghold, back from their World Tour.......it's Mynd and Blackjack......
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Mynd and
Blackjack walk out onto stage, wearing sunglasses and rad black suits......Blackjack is carrying a silver briefcase, handcuffed to his wrist.....Mynd produces the key and unlocks it. Blackjack opens the case to reveal his
SILVER HARMONICA! The crowd goes nuts!!!!)
ONE TWO......HERE WE GO!!!!!
(Guitar plays.......THEN HORNS SOUND!!! THE BAND PLAYS SOUL MAN!!!!)
Mynd:Comin to ya from a dusty road
Good funnin here comes a truck load
And when you get it you got something
So dontchu worry cause yer boy is coming
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Blackjack:Got my gleecloak, the hardest way
And I'll make ya smile, most every day
So listen honey, now don't you fret
My rhymes are smooth, like Boba Fett
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Mynd:I used to juggle cats for real!
I used to sing, for every meal!
I'll keep ya laughing, until ya drop!
When I start performin I just cant stop
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Blackjack:Well post in the thread and Ill pull you in
Show you a good time and make you leave your boyfriend!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Blackjack Harmonica Solo!!!!)
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
Im a Gleeeeeeeeeee maaaaaaaaan
(The Gleeman Brothers Bow)Corki: The Glorious Gleeman Brothers, ladies and gentle.....wha?
(Suddenly, an electric guitar interrups the cheers....and THE PIRATE LORD RIVA enters the arena, wearing an old school boy outfit....jamming on his L'Arrivée D-09 Rosewood Standard.......to a very familiar tune......Mynd grabs the mic.....)[/img][/center]
Mynd (VERY HIGH CHANT)She was a sexy Green, she kept her warder lean
She was the best Domani woman that I ever seen
Just like all Aes Sedais, telling me no lies
Knockin' me out with those baby blue eyes
And golden red hair, and quite a nice pair
She told me to post, but I was already there
The Tower was shakin, Tar Valon was quakin
My mind was achin and we were making it
And you.......shook me all night long
Yeah, you.....shook me all night long
Working me double time on the siggy line
Her skills are so devine, she's make ya go blind
She rode me with force, rode me like her horse
reached out for the source, and came back for more
Had to cool me down to take another round
Now I'm back online to take another grind
My toes were aching, curled like frying bacon
My mind was shaken and we were making it
And you shook me all night long
Yeah, you shook me all night long
And knocked me out and then you shook me all night long
You had me stilled' and you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me, well you took me
You really took me and you shook me all night long
Ooooh, you shook me all night long
Yeah, yeah, you shook me all night long
Your really took me and you shook me all night long
Yeah you shook me, yeah you shook me
Allllll night long!!!!
(The Crowd goes wild.....)
Corki: Whoa! What a suprise, give it up for LORD RIVA on the GUITAR, Ladies and Gentlemen!!!!
(Crowd goes wild!!)
Corki: When we come back.....in the next post.....the FINALE WILL CONCLUDE!!!!! WITHIN this hour.......we will find out who Myndrunenr's Idol is!!! STAY TUNED!!!